From the DUH files.
The Player said, “When I’m stressed, I know what I can’t do now.”
Yeah. He’s referring to flirting and fucking and trolling.
I know I shouldn’t be snarky, but really? What. The. Actual. Fuck? What kills me about that sentence is that you ever thought that was okay to do, asshole.
First I thought, “Wonderful! Now maybe you won’t go and flirt with other women and fuck them!”
I also thought, “That’s an important thing to know. Duh.”
I also thought, “What the fuck are you going to do instead?”
I had to point out to The Player that he doesn’t have anything that he does regularly that can help with stress or become an outlet for him. One thing I’m great at is hobbies. I also have wonderful friendships that I cultivate so I have some people to do things with when I want to do something. The circle of friends is wide and I use them for fun and support.